Monday, December 15, 2014

Rewind button!

This happened a while ago. I was travelling alone from Chennai to Nagercoil by train. My Dad had booked in ladies quota. I was expecting only ladies to be around, which was a little comforting in a way. I boarded the train, huffing and puffing with just 5 minutes to spare. I began chaining my luggage and securing it with a lock, finding a place for my water bottle, all this while in short of breath. Only after completing the above mentioned ritual did I relax and for the first time after boarding the train, I took a deep breath, throwing around a glance at my co-passengers.

Everybody around had one book or the other in hand about "God" and I didn't want to disturb anyone. Sitting right in front of me was this elegantly dressed lady(will be referred to as aunty from now on) deeply engrossed in her book about God. She seemed to be in her late 50's. While I was busy taking a mental note of everything about aunty, she suddenly looked up, caught my eye and threw me a smile. I smiled back and asked her the only thing I could think of at that moment "When will we reach Nagercoil? "

She answered "8 o'clock" and asked me where I wanted to go.  Even before I could answer, the other lady in the window seat (corner lady) jumped into the conversation. It was kind of like a relief to her that somebody was talking and she was only too glad to jump in. Next to me was an old lady who was reading some notes she had taken in some class. I tried to take a sneak peek but couldn't fathom much. She was the oldest of the ladies there. I immediately offered her my lower berth for two reasons:

1) I always offer my lower berth to anyone so that my mom would get lower berth whenever she travels, thus adhering to what my Dad keeps quoting "one good turn deserves another".
2) I needed to get up late and was desperate for an upper berth so that I wouldn't be disturbed!(the ugly truth!)

The old lady had a middle which I accepted (silently cursing my luck). I have always resented the middle berth. I don't know why they went to such great lengths to make it so crammy. My thoughts were interrupted suddenly by the corner lady who gave everyone a picture (I will look for it and post it when I find it)

It was a picture of God with a quote. It was beautiful and I thought it was a definite sign (of what ? I still don't remember)

It was then time for dinner. One person opened her box and soon everyone opened theirs. It reminded me of the guy who waves the flag to commence a race. I had bought lemon rice from the irctc canteen (part of the reason for my last minute entry). Once the eating started, the sharing automatically happened. I was surprised more by the corner lady's kindness than anyone else. She gave me a poori to compensate for the lemon rice I was hogging( yes! I can do that!). I found her to be nice. Amidst conversation, my mind automatically went to what I would do after dinner. The mind forms my next question based on this simple logic:

Food - sleep - where? - middle - upper? - exchange? - try luck? 

The question - Who has taken the upper berths?? 

Immediately Aunty said she got one and exchanged it with corner lady. The other upper berth was alloted to an obscure character travelling with us. She was about my age. I guess I missed her description because she was on the window seat on my side, beyond the scope of my observation. Since she was young, I din't see any point in asking for the upper berth. And she didn't join in on any conversation and seemed engrossed in her phone( which I noted when the food sharing was happening).  So I decided to probe the corner lady. Slowly, I timed my question properly and asked "Is it okay for you? You're in saree? I can go up if you want".  Then the corner lady once again surprised me by quoting my thoughts saying "No problem! I want to sleep well and not be disturbed". What could I say to that?? Post dinner, she proved me wrong when she managed to climb up so gracefully, though clad in a saree, something I have always thought to be impossible to achieve!  This changed what little I knew about sarees and took up my respect for the corner lady by a notch.

Accepting defeat, I crashed early. I got up a couple of times in between and one last time around 7 to find only aunty in the bay. All the others had got down in some station. We had 1 hour to kill.

As soon as  I climbed down or rather jumped down straight, aunty said " I thought I'll wake you up by 7. You got up early!" That was when I knew that my watch was 10 minutes fast! Darn! I hate overtaking my alarm clock/time ! But I didn't dwell on it too much. I just smiled and marched off to the basin to brush my teeth.

By the time I got back, I had lost all apprehension about trying to manage the 1 hour left. Slowly aunty and me engaged in small talk. She told me about herself. I allowed her to talk punctuating my presence with "oho" s and "oh apidiya"s. Somehow it seemed like she wanted - her to talk and me to listen and not the other way around. So I listened. She said that she had  lost her husband a year ago to heart attack and after that her world revolved around her kids. I probably would have heard the exact sentence in movies/sitcoms or read it somewhere a zillion times. But sitting in front of aunty and hearing those words.. felt real..yea that's the truth. Somehow it felt like I was getting a glimpse into the life of another person. Was I destined to know this? How is me knowing this helping? I don't know. But what I do know is that it could've been just anybody. She had to tell it to someone and I was chosen. That was all that mattered. Soon we reached the destination. We got down. I helped her with herluggage. We didn't exchange names or numbers. I shook hands with her saying "nice meeting you aunty" and she simply said " if God's willing, we' ll meet again".

Here I am blogging this incident which happened a long time back. I still remember her face. I do hope we will meet and recognize eachother someday for that one good conversation we shared on the train to Nagercoil.


Wednesday, September 3, 2014

21 things I hate about being “matrimonialized” !

(Matrimonialized is a term I have coined for someone who succumbs to the idea of finding "the one" by registering on a matrimonial site)

21 things I hate about being "matrimonialized"
 
1. Becoming an object for sale. The object gets picked depending on how appealing it is to the eye.

2.Taking extreme measures to write the” about me” column as honestly as possible, thus setting the in-built filter, out of  fear of choosing the wrong guy.

3.Being judged by strangers (read as groom-to-be’s) + their parents + their siblings + their grandparents + their neighbours + their family friends+ pets etc.

4. Giving telephonic interviews to over-enthusiastic sister(s) even before their brother has seen your profile and given consent.

5. Facing rejection on a daily basis, to the extent that you think it’s a Deja-Vu!!!!!! (I swear!)

6. Uploading pictures in a given format (traditional, modern, casual) while most guys get away with just the modern/casual pics

7. Going to photo studio all dressed up and getting your picture taken and seeing a “glowing” version of you in a vaguely contrasted background in print.

8. Taking two pictures for the profile – One with glasses, one without glasses (What the?)

9. Finding someone with whom you can actually connect to (a very rare occurrence) and facing the big obstacle of the “kattams” and “rajju’s” and what not’s!( Kattam, Rajju - terms related to one's horoscope)

10. Becoming a “paid member” in all sorts of matrimonial sites (region wise, cast wise, intercaste wise, religion wise)

11. Facing everyone from your boss to your onnu-vitta athai (Distant aunt)inquiring about the progress made in matrimonial search (Suddenly your problem is everyone’s problem!)



12. Having to lie about your eating habits just because you feel that you would stop eating chicken once you start cooking it.

13. When everyone around you is busy getting married and you are busy planning about what to wear for their weddings and what pictures to take of yourself to post as profile picture in some matrimonial site.

14. Getting tired of “catching the attention” of the wrong types (Eg : You have caught the attention of so-and-so mails that flood your inbox)

15. Declining the interests sent by uncles (old men) and thinking for one fraction of a second if all this is even worth it!

16. Not getting replies for personalized messages and sending reminders to people demanding a reply! (thus establishing one's right in hearing a NO)



17. Fighting the urge to succumb to parental pressure,especially when your instincts are screaming “NO” to a particular groom-to-be's profile.

18. Your time of birth has more to say than you or your birth for that matter!

19. That people read “Inter caste” as “no caste” (Sigh India!)

20. You question the rationale behind proverbs like “don’t judge a book by it’s cover” or quotes imprinted in memory like “the universe conspires in helping you achieve it”, “If it’s meant to happen it will happen” etc

21. You keep searching for that one person with (diminishing) hopes that he is searching for you too!

Stumped!

This happens whenever I take a train from Chennai to Bangalore (Ahem..read as whenever I travel alone!). After taking consecutive modes of ...